Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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