The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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