she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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