gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well I just put wine in my tea
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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