Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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