shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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