It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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