What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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