your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Are we still banned from the library?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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