so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
