awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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