What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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