She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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