No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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