just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
3pm strippers are depressing
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize