idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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