so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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