You really coming over, don't trick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
