isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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