everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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