Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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