oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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