There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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