would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Boobs speak an international language.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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