Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
