I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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