So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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