I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
