I wanna bring you to show and tell
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
