Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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