She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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