Its about making memories worth repressing
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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