They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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