Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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