i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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