This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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