Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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