What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sober January is a disaster.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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