So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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