She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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