I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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