Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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