Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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