Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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