How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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