I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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