I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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