Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The Olympian is in my bed
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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