It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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