My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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