Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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