I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
it's like heaven, but drunker
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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