i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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