I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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