Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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